Constant Learning Experience

I setup a brand spanking new Screamin Eagle Ultra today and this handy little book came with it.  In case the folks buying this $35K machine weren't hip to motorcycling......

 

Be sure to check with your local aliens before flight.

Doesn't SMELL right??

 

Hey baby grab me those lights off the xmas tree!

 

Holy shit is that an Elk?? 

 

 I thought this was an Ultra. It'll fit..

You're doing it all wrong. The arm needs to extend DOWN when saying "Peace Bro".

 

But there is no conclusion...